GE-RO-NI-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Phase 1: Hand and foot position is critical when entering the lake, if only to ensure maximum "Style" points from the judges.
Phase 2: Flap arms like bird, on the off-chance you can actually fly and therefore avoid a soaking!

Phase 3: Employ the "Everybody was Kung-fu fighting" stance.

Phase 4: Attempt the rarely successful "I'm just going to stand on the far shore" technique to avoid going into the water!

Phase 5: Grit your teeth! You're going in!