Stop your whining! Paris is "burning"... or is that "suffering"?

I've just finished reading another one of those news stories that make you say "There but for the grace of God...".

http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=d764a10b-4ef4-4657-bfcb-2c0413646621&k=81886

Please take the time to read this story, and then reflect on how truly fortunate you are to not have to suffer like Paris!

My God! THREE DAYS WITHOUT MOISTURIZER??? Oh, the humanity!

JW